naked-glass:

The Stoic Club (later becoming The Lazy Cowpoke Stop’n Go) is a club located in Summers from EarthBound. It is a private club whose members stare at a rock believed to be magical and philosophize. Members eat the magic cake provided by the woman in the pink dress near the entrance of the club.

“I’ve finally awakened the inner me, the true self. The patrons of this club are able to stare into their own soul hard enough to burn a hole in their psyche. I’m now comfortable enough to stare at the real me, the true self, and burn the impression into my super-ego.”

“Didactically speaking, seminal evidence seems to explicate the fact that your repudiation of entropy supports my theory of space-time synthesis. Of this, I am irrefutably confident.”

“You guys can’t envision the final collapse of capitalism?”

“The show? It’s already started. Everyone stares at the stone on stage and philosopizes….Doesn’t it sound stupid?”

Mono-ha, you must love them.

This game belongs in the Louvre. It is a masterpiece.