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Yeah today I’m “BIG BOSS” with the longest ladder.
(586): I’m drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Snake and his cardboard box philosophy.
no but paramedic is actually the cutest fucking character ever she is SO ADORABLE WHEN SHE TALKS ABOUT MOVIES LIKE UGH CAN YOU STOP
I completely agree. I’ve just started Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3D and she’s just too cute. (See figure A.) Her teasing is snarky, her playfulness is adorable, and her consideration is sweet. She never gets annoying and it’s always a relief when she has something to say. That and the way she flirts with Snake to keep him motivated makes her an easy favorite.
Figure A.
Since my Snake photoset was such a huge success I’ve made a sequel:
Snake chokes out some weenie.
Diaphonized snake specimen. When a specimen in diaphonized, it is reduced to its skeletal frame and stained for added bone visibility. It is ideal for scientific or student study of the bone structure of various animals.
Photo credit: Igor Munhoz
Snake is taking a moment to send a prayer:
“Thank you, Based God.”
Snakes yawning should be a thing.
That makes the snake seem very adorable if you frame it that way. Is this snake yawning? Or is it hissing at it’s lunch, letting it know its going to die?
Snakes don’t yawn. What you’re seeing is the snake stretching and resetting its jaw. They typically do this after they’ve eaten something bigger than their mouth. They’re able to do this because snakes have jaws that can unhinge in order to swallow things much larger than their mouth.
Trivia:
There is a boss in Resident Evil, a giant snake, named Yawn.
It is referencing this post-feeding behavior.
This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels.
New 20-foot extinct species of crocodile discovered in Colombian coal mine
This illustration shows how Acherontisuchus guajiraensis, a 60-million-year-old ancestor of crocodiles, would have looked in its natural setting. Titanoboa, the world’s largest snake, is pictured in the background. Illustration by Danielle Byerley
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Snake Venom Contains Painkiller “More Effective” Than Morphine
The black mamba snake is terrifying. It can grow to nearly 14.8 feet, or 4.5 meters, and lift a third of its body off the ground, placing its face nearly at eye level with a fully grown man. It can move at 12.5 miles an hour, or 20 kilometers an hour, possibly making it the fastest land snake in the world. Its venom can paralyze and kill small animals in minutes.
The black mamba, and its venom, is not the most obvious choice for a painkiller, but a team of French researchers found in its venom just that.
