, A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar

Posted on 16th Aug at 11:03 PM, with 33 notes

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benkling:

by Jesse Eisenberg

Three things I like a lot: actors writing, McSweeney’s, and ribbing of gender feminism/male guilt.

This is just utterly hilarious, largely because of how close to home it hits. It’s really interesting watching people take things to their logical conclusion.

My favorite part?
”Now, if you’ll excuse, I’m going to the bathroom where I’ll cry silently in a stall, questioning my body and texting my mom, but for now, I thank you for your time, which was equal to mine.“

(Source: benkling, via sirbromanguyboy)

Tagged: #Feminism #Male guilt #Jesse Eisenberg #Lulz

permutationofninjas reblogged this from permutationofninjasarchive and added:

This is just utterly hilarious, largely because of how close to home it hits. It’s really interesting watching people...
thealecdelgado reblogged this from sirbromanguyboy and added:

My favorite part? ”Now, if you’ll excuse, I’m going to the bathroom where I’ll cry silently in a stall, questioning my...
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This is just utterly hilarious, largely because...how close to home it hits. It’s really...
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If it’s not too forward to say,...could have my babies.
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curliestofcrowns reblogged this from hooplehead and added:

he thinks it will be difficult but really all he will have to say is ‘uh…hi’ and i will just jump him right there
hooplehead reblogged this from spiralofbees and added:

@ curliestofcrowns: Jesse E is having a hard time finding the right way to ask you out.
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spiralofbees reblogged this from benkling and added:

This is hilarious.
jillyyfish reblogged this from benkling and added:

Oh, Jesse Eisenberg. You are so with it.
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This is great!
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