by Jesse Eisenberg
Three things I like a lot: actors writing, McSweeney’s, and ribbing of gender feminism/male guilt.
This is just utterly hilarious, largely because of how close to home it hits. It’s really interesting watching people take things to their logical conclusion.
My favorite part?
”Now, if you’ll excuse, I’m going to the bathroom where I’ll cry silently in a stall, questioning my body and texting my mom, but for now, I thank you for your time, which was equal to mine.“