by Jesse Eisenberg
Three things I like a lot: actors writing, McSweeney’s, and ribbing of gender feminism/male guilt.
This is just utterly hilarious, largely because of how close to home it hits. It’s really interesting watching people take things to their logical conclusion.
My favorite part?
”Now, if you’ll excuse, I’m going to the bathroom where I’ll cry silently in a stall, questioning my body and texting my mom, but for now, I thank you for your time, which was equal to mine.“
This is just utterly hilarious, largely because of how close to home it hits. It’s really interesting watching people...
My favorite part? ”Now, if you’ll excuse, I’m going to the bathroom where I’ll cry silently in a stall, questioning my...
This is just utterly hilarious, largely because...how close to home it hits. It’s really...
If it’s not too forward to say,...could have my babies.
he thinks it will be difficult but really all he will have to say is ‘uh…hi’ and i will just jump him right there
@ curliestofcrowns: Jesse E is having a hard time finding the right way to ask you out.
This is hilarious.
Oh, Jesse Eisenberg. You are so with it.
This is great!