May 2013
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globox:
jfc i laughed harder at this than i shouldve
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skyward-crossing:
omg new leaf is so fun
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"Ash, can you tell our listeners a little bit...
commanderpigg:
“YES MY NAME IS PALLET TOWN AND I’M FROM KETCHUM”
“I think you have that a little backwards, Ash”
“NO THIS IS ASH AND I’M PIKACHU”
“Television couldn’t kill radio, but maybe Ash will…”
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babyjugs:
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ohshititsgreg:
horse-ebook:
1990 was 23 years ago
How
I am so confused… how could this be..?
since the year 1990, 23 years have passed
Don’t force your beliefs on me
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me: *steps into the tardis*
doctor: go on, say it. people always do
me: ...
me: does this have wi-fi
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blusherlock:
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
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ilovedophelia:
I see you liked my reblog. You tryna go half on a baby?
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negritaaa:
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tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
a bit asswounded
a tad bumbummed if you ask me
analinjury alert
bootybothered.
Somewhat rump...
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sell-u-cars:
pizzaforpresident:
to shave or trim: the pathetic true question of my kind-of beard
ha ha!!!! that sure is a funny thing to say. hey how bout i hook you up with a new car?
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Watchohheyashtyn:
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
CRYING OH MY GOD
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morgulblade asked: Ugh, I don't have the source on me right now because I'm no longer at NYU, but I had to read a really interesting paper on prisoner rehabilitation and basically the study concluded that for a chunk of violent offenders (not like, crazy murderers but assault/battery, armed robbery, etc) that rehabilitation is super effective, but at the outer ends for like, first-degree murder and...
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pxelprince:
all I ask for out of the new super smash bros. is more of this
and that my children have necks
I can’t wait.
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ruraljackdaw:
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voyagesofabookworm:
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hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
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“The ‘paradox’ is only a conflict between reality and your feeling of what...”
– Richard Feynman
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shikajika:
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
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stealingsailboats:
What is the ultimate goal of the punishment aspect of the prison system (not the rehabilitation aspect, and not the public safety aspect)?
and I don’t mean vague things like “deprivation of freedom” or “justice”. what is the ultimate goal of punishment? To cause the prisoner emotional distress/discomfort? To lower his/her well-being and standard of living...
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theideathief:
Stuff I do that falls below my expected level of maturity: Say funny things at serious meetings. Swivel around in desk chairs at Board Meetings. Jump with two feet into puddles. Lick the plate of tasty gooey food I just finished, even in a nice restaurant. Order Milkshakes when others order Soft Drinks. Catch gently falling Snowflakes in my mouth. Order Lemonade when others order...
